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Welcome to my AFSJJBDDD page, which was my Star Wars page, but allows me to do that little bit more than just to stick crummy old links here.

Mr. McClure, what does AFSJJBDDD stand for?
Well, AFSJJBDDD is a newsgroup "alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die", now, understandably, we all LOVE Jar Jar Binks. because he's the coolest, and the honourable Wes Hutchings (no longer with us, no he's not dead, just disappeared) converted the group and accepted us all. There's six hardcore posters at AFSJJBDDD, with me, Count Bazzu, being one of them, there's also Nick Murdoch, Jostein, Kramer, The Threatener and The Executor. Now, The Executor (TE) has recently left due to The Five Person Curse(tm), but promises to be back soon. There's also some other posters, including the chopped f**cking bantha liver, AKA, Charlie Maul, Darth Quokka, The Emperor, and we were lucky enough to have a girl, Kitznegari, join us, but she's mysteriously disappeared. Oh, and a weirdo called Luke crashes now and then.

AFSJJBDDD is weird, it will haunt you for 1000 nights and 1067 days. We could down daily for Episode III, we actually believe Ahmed Best visits us, altogether, we have quoted every television program ever to exist, speak in Gungan, and then there's the 880 thread which will forever dominate our souls.
We all have weird quotes, some are shared, like "I see" and "Hmmmmm Hmmmmm, I don't think so.", but most are individual. TE has been known to use a rather long Mummy Returns quote, Nick has many, and recently I've tried to make my own, to, y'know fit in with a group of misfits, these include:
"Mindy has a motorcycle."
"No. NO! I'll be happy! I'll take photographs!"
Okay. [/Mathilda Mode]
I'm sorry Dave, I can't allow you to do that.
Now of course, I've nicked all of these from programs, but the AFSJJBDDDers are yet to find out where some have come from, allowing me to look more original than a dead monkey.

And now the bit we've all been waiting for, the FREE ADVERTISING!!!
!AFSJJBDDD The 100% Official AFSJJBDDD Homepage, here, you can find out much more about the weirdest group of people you've ever seen, and there's a lot to do there, I think.

"That '60s CF Show" The series made by I, follow us through the weirdest decade you will ever see.
"Song of the Seventies" The sequel, made by myself, a work in progress at the moment, but it'll start...shortly.
"Spaced 1999" A series of comics made by Jon, like JHBA, but with colour, and humour.
"Jeg Har Bange Anelser" A group of comics made by Luke, featuring the antics of Nick, Jostein, Kramer and myself.
"Costanza Falcon" 2 serieses of pure greatness by Nick Murdoch, watch the one that started it all.
"CF 1138" A series of two episodes made by Jostein, there's a lot of humour and 3D here.

Nivan.Net This is Nick's own site, some would classify it as "Uber-Cool", I would agree.
Galactic Empire The Emperor's own site, also a Star Wars one, rumoured to be moe popular than Nivan.
Filmusic Reviews This site belongs to Jostein, who likes film soundtracks, so decided to review them for the world to see.
Luke's SiteThis is Luke's site, 'nuff said.
Nick's Homepage Nick's homepage, featuring a scary webcam, mainly because his face is normally on it.
TT's Homepage This is The Threatener's Homepage, please click this link, he's hardly got any hits, and I feel sorry for him.